Flossy.

tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

My baby brother’s first girlfriend recently confessed to thinking they were actually a boy. I asked my brother if this bothered him. His response was:

“Well, yeah. If I had have known they were a boy when we were going out, I would have said I had a boyfriend, not a girlfriend.”

He was ten.

the-dancing-batter: eridans-plush-rump: tomatogami: eridans-plush-rump: fandoms-are-not-sins: the-dancing-batter: OKAY I WAS MAKING A GIF RESPONSE THE OTHER NIGHT AND RIGHT AS I CLICKED START MY MOM YELLED “ITS TIME FOR DINNER” AND I JUST CASUALLY MADE MY WAY UPSTAIRS AND THIS HAPPENED This is horrifying SOMEONE PLEASE REVERSE THIS your wish is my command go ODBY E I WAS OFFLINE FOR 6 HOURS AND THIS HAPPENS wHY

the-dancing-batter:

eridans-plush-rump:

tomatogami:

eridans-plush-rump:

fandoms-are-not-sins:

the-dancing-batter:

OKAY I WAS MAKING A GIF RESPONSE THE OTHER NIGHT AND RIGHT AS I CLICKED START MY MOM YELLED “ITS TIME FOR DINNER” AND I JUST CASUALLY MADE MY WAY UPSTAIRS AND THIS HAPPENED

This is horrifying

SOMEONE PLEASE REVERSE THIS

your wish is my command

go ODBY E

I WAS OFFLINE FOR 6 HOURS AND THIS HAPPENS wHY

forevercryingbecausemerlin: siriusly-obsessed: tonkadora: awkwardbirds: rainbowrebecca: tardistagalong: mischieftobemanaged: I love this kid. He’s only in Prisoner of Azkaban, and he has two lines: “It’s among the darkest omens in our world. It’s an omen… of death.” and don’t forget, the ever popular: “It’s like trying to catch smoke… Like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands.” It’s like okay, kid, we don’t know who you are, but go ahead and say the two most intense lines in the entire movie. I guess that’s cool. Whatevs. This is Bem, the only student to ever successfully change Houses. In the third movie, he’s a Gryffindor. In the fifth he magically becomes a Ravenclaw. Bow down to Bem for he holds all the knowledge. BEM IS OUR KING. It’s because after he uttered those two lines everyone was like ‘DAYUM BEM’ and he was sent to Dumbledore’s office and Dumbledore was like I boy you twoo fuckin’ wise to be a lion you gonna be a eagle now. Get your ass in Ravenclaw. and thats how it happened. the end. All hail Bem. you can really tell we haven’t had a new book for over 5 years now can’t you?

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

siriusly-obsessed:

tonkadora:

awkwardbirds:

rainbowrebecca:

tardistagalong:

mischieftobemanaged:

I love this kid.

He’s only in Prisoner of Azkaban, and he has two lines:

“It’s among the darkest omens in our world. It’s an omen… of death.”

and don’t forget, the ever popular:

“It’s like trying to catch smoke… Like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands.”

It’s like okay, kid, we don’t know who you are, but go ahead and say the two most intense lines in the entire movie. I guess that’s cool. Whatevs.

This is Bem, the only student to ever successfully change Houses. In the third movie, he’s a Gryffindor. In the fifth he magically becomes a Ravenclaw. Bow down to Bem for he holds all the knowledge.

BEM IS OUR KING.

It’s because after he uttered those two lines everyone was like ‘DAYUM BEM’ and he was sent to Dumbledore’s office and Dumbledore was like I boy you twoo fuckin’ wise to be a lion you gonna be a eagle now. Get your ass in Ravenclaw.

and thats how it happened.

the end.

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All hail Bem.

you can really tell we haven’t had a new book for over 5 years now can’t you?

dirkstridersbraces:

WHAT PISSES ME OFF MORE THAN ANYTHING IS WHEN YOU TRY TO SPEAK OUT AGAINST SOMEONE WHO JOKES ABOUT RAPE AND THEY SAY “oh why are you getting upset? ha were you raped or something?” NO I WASNT RAPED RAPE ISNT FUNNY AND RAPE JOKES DONT ONLY OFFEND RAPE VICTIMS YOU SHOULDNT FUCKING JOKE ABOUT IT YOU IGNORANT SHITSTAIN